For Which of These Stupid FuckSticks Should you Cast Your Vote? Let BadPhoenixCops be Your Guide to This Election, 2011.

One of the most asked questions we receive – next to when is Mike Polombo going to procure a pair of pants that fit and how does one go about receiving a complimentary blowjob in the Maryvale parking lot – is who are we going to vote for in the coming elections?

Well sit back and enjoy our official guide on Phoenix mayoral candidates and Phoenix city council.

First and foremost, this election is more about who not to vote for.  If you can understand what is happening at the national level, there is nothing but disgust and resentment for what our current politicians have done to us.  The same is true for the city of Phoenix.  Citizens of Phoenix need to keep in mind that the problems we have today are the result of poor planning, no strategic direction and lack of leadership and accountability.  The mayor’s office, the city manager’s office and the city council are to blame.  if you are even considering voting for a current city council person to keep their seat, or one of the other assclowns who think they have graduate to the seat of mayor, consider the following:

Our current city council voted over the past 10 years to:

- Increase taxes incessantly with no fiscal planning

- All voted to give chief Jack Ass Harris $49,000 to cover his legal expenses, when his titless wife Connie bought him a brand new Corvette during the same time frame!

- Lying and protecting Mayor Phil Gordon's son - a Phoenix cop named Jeff Gordon -who  was was caught fucking multiple women on duty.  Any other cop would be fired (per AZ POST) but no one on city council has the balls to send this forward to AZ POST for decertification.

- Increased our water bills alone over 100%! 

      - Expensed, grandiose lunches for their constituents (Mr. Peggy Neely)

- Funded and built a tax payer funded day labor center for illegal Mexicans invading our country

- No strategic plan whatsoever to build the city of Phoenix

-  Close public pools all over the city due to budget constraints, YET took exotic trips all over the world all in the name of economic development

- Allow the double Dipping Jack Ass Harris.  Not only approved his double dipping, but allowed it to continue when those dollars could have been spent on a real, roll up your sleeves, tenacious police chief at half the cost

- Still have not actively found an adequate police chief to fix our city, nor has put a stop to the abuse of discretion by the Phoenix PD

- Allowed the abuse of officer Phil Roberts and many other good cops and citizens

- The development and funding of $40M in the road to nowhere project (Mr. Peggy Neely..again)

-  And ultimately lying to all of us, City Council made us all think we had a city deficit so they implemented a food tax, when in reality the food tax went to pad the salaries and retirements of everyone in the city.(More on this in another blog)

A couple of the city council members think they qualify for the mayor’s office– Mr. Peggy Neely and Claude Mattox. Here’s why this would be the worst ideas to even consider either one of these morons for mayor.

Peggy Neely is either a guy, on her way to becoming Chastity Bono.  With her butch haircut we just don’t know what she is....and why she isn't aggressively pursuing the gay vote in Phoenix. 

Want to know what Peggy Neely accomplished in District 2? 

Absolutely nothing - at least nothing good.

Besides having a record of pissing away monies on projects like the road to nowhere, Peggy was on city council and could have made some great changes with Phil Gordon and Jack Harris but didn’t/ wasn’t an advocate for really anything. We suggest you don’t waste your vote on this cunt.

Same applies to Claude Mattox.  We’re not quite sure what he is trying to accomplish with that 1970's porn mustache look.  Is that a partial mullet too? We learned a long time ago, never trust a cop and never trust any man with facial hair. Claude Mattox was also on city council and did nothing as far as strategic planning for our city and didn’t stop the Phoenix police or Jack Ass Harris. He was useless and waffled on just about everything in the city and now wants to be mayor?

We would rather you didn’t vote, if you were even considering voting for either of these idiots – Neeley or Mattox.  We wouldn't consider Stanton either.  Image means nothing to these folks and clearly they have a record of abuse, misspending and covering for dirty cops.

 So that leaves us with our original question.

Which of These Stupid FuckSticks Should you vote For? If we had to pick one, which one would we pick?

Right now we are throwing our hat in the ring for Wes Gullett. 

Why you ask?

Well first – he wasn’t on city council and wasn’t a dumbfuck who helped kept Gordon or Harris ruining our city.  He also didn’t vote in Cavasos or Zuercher into the city managers office.

He’s a Republican and he’s worked in the government.  He’s a business man and an entrepreneur. We don’t care if he was running a strip club, and online porn company or was a lobbyist, he still is more qualified then both Neely and Mattox combined.

Most importantly, he’s at least something new and refreshing.   With Mattox and Neely we already know the ineptitude and stupidity we will get with this city, including Gordon-like $1M+ private security detail. 

So if you are asking us, we say throw your vote towards Wes Gullet.  It can't get much worse!