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Showing posts with label Mike Polombo is a douchebag. Show all posts
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Friday, August 5, 2011

Sergeant Mike Polombo Enters DROP – Only Five More Years of This Dirtball on the Streets of Phoenix as a BadPhoenixCop

Thanks for the heads up from our loyal source. It appears that Mike Polombo has entered DROP – the Deferred Retirement Option Plan for cops.

This means the clock is ticking for Mike Polombo.
  
      

Name: Michael J. Polombo - AKA Potato Head Polombo

Rank: Assclown Sergeant        

Years of Service: 25.012        

Age: 47, but looks at least 55

Effective Date: 06/01/11        

Maximum Duration of DROP: 60 months        

Monthly Benefit: $6,986.31

Here is the Link to the retirement board page





As citizens we only need put up with 5 years of this moronic assclown screwing up homicide investigations, lying during investigations, storing evidence in his garage, fucking female cops at Police conferences in Las Vegas, patrolling his own neighborhood armed, and crying like a sissy bitch about being harassed on the Internet. 

Maybe we could convince Mike Polombo to make a full-time job of scuba diving based on his last diving problem? The only things that would like Mike Polombo would be sharks, but then again, we don't think sharks will eat human shit.

Our work is now cut out for us. 

BadPhoenixCops has the task to ensure that Mike Polombo is adequately immersed in the search engines and on the Internet so that he will never find
employment in any law enforcement capacity.  What do you call someone who is the opposite of the MIDAS TOUCH?  It’s now called MIKE POLOMBO. With our luck the only employment he may find is as one way dive instructor! 

Oh yeah – and this does serve a useful purpose Mike, telling everyone what a dirty lying, wife cheating pig you are and how you abandoned your family for a whore known for her phenomenal work with a tube steak.  So call your lawyer, call Theron Quaas for another interview and go fuck Jack Harris in the ass while you’re at it!

Mike’s not the only one who entered DROP.



You can also see in this link

BRADY Veteran Jeff Hynes Enters DROP too

...that Commander and long-time BRADY veteran Geoffrey Hynes has also entered DROP and the 5 year clock is ticking for him as well.  We hear Jeff Hynes wants to pursue a career as a teacher or educator.  Our job is to ensure all universities are well aware that this guy was on BRADY as well as all recruiters in that sector.