The Phoenix PD and Mayor Phil OxyGordon Claim There Is No OIG Investigation, Even Though Joe Yahner Got an Email Saying There Was One - Here’s Why You Can’t Believe Our Mayor And Commander Chuck Miiller of the Phoenix PD

It’s truly amazing the absolute stupidity and lies that come from these assclowns who run our city. Gordon is so detached (it must be the drugs) and these guys will lie and tell us anything.  They must think 1M+ people are just plain stupid.

Let’s talk about our magnificently ignorant pill poppin mayor – Phil OxyGordon. In Phil’s latest blog dated December 20th the mayor makes two bold comments:

Last week, a handful of local media outlets reported that the Phoenix PD - along with our Public Safety Director Jack Harris and other city leaders - are under criminal investigation by the Office of Inspector General, an arm of the federal Department of Justice, for providing bad statistical data about the number of kidnappings in Phoenix.

That's simply not true. Let me be as clear as I know how to be: The Phoenix PD, Harris, myself, city officials, none of us, are under any federal investigation, criminal or otherwise.

And

I'll let you know how this "statistical audit" turns out, though I firmly believe that this is another example of a disgruntled employee making a complaint helped along by the Phoenix Law Enforcement Association, a police union dead set on making a power grab at the expense of city leadership and the Phoenix Police Department.

Phil Gordon Claims There's No OIG Investigation - YEAH RIGHT!!

This dumb-fuck Gordon wants us to think that the audit is coming from a disgruntled employee, when it is not.  Officer Phil Roberts and PLEA need to print this statement from Phil Gordon's Blog and save it before they delete it, as it shows further retaliation against Roberts.

Maybe mayor Phil hasn’t heard about the email that was just sent to asst. chief Joe Yahner?

Our sources have told us the email comes directly from the Officer of the Inspector General (OIG) informing Mr. Yahher that the Phoenix PD are under investigation and the OIG are requesting:

- An available conference room (the chiefs' conference room), with the Phoenix PD for onsite usage by the OIG, beginning January 10, 2011.


- All the DRs (police reports) for all 358 alleged kidnappings


- Dates/times/people the OIG would like to meet within the City of Phoenix and the Phoenix Police department

- Plus much, much more.

We will do a Public Record's Request for this email, but for sure Yahner received it.   So does mayor Phil Gordon really want to stick to his story, keep lying to us and telling us an investigation isn’t underway?  What a complete dumbass. Thankfully Gordon has termed out and can't get reelected.  We hope this is the end of this douchebag's political career.

Now let’s get to Chuck Miiller, the commander in the Phoenix PD who has ownership for media relations, among other things. Chuck is easy of the eyes, but light on the brain and lying comes easy to him.

We want to give you a little history of Chuck’s lying but first watch the video of Chuck, telling us how we are all idiots to doubt the Phoenix PD and much like Phil Gordon - we are all speaking about something we know little about and we should leave commentary to professionals like the Phoenix PD. Chuck states that Phoenix PD is not currupt, we should trust them and wants to assure us the rumors aren't true, when Chuck himself is part of the lies and corruption.



And here's a backgrounder on Chuck.

Chuck Miiller Responsibilities in the PPD

So what's Chuck's checkered history with the Phoenix PD?  Like most we have blogged about here, Chuck would prefer citizens and the media didn't know any of this!

Back in 1996, Chuck was caught lying to his lieutenant about fucking a female on his squad. Yep - go ol Chuck Miiller was shitting where he eats - dipping his pen in the company ink - banging a subordinate - playing tonsil hockey with a female cop or for you religious zealots, he was breaking the 7th Commandment! Chuck’s lieutenant at the time was Lt. DeBenedetto.  Chuck on a regular basis was inserting his small dick in someone named Audra. Chuck Miiller was married at the time and an up-and-coming sergeant with the Phoenix police department.  Bummer for Chuck.

When DeBenedetto heard of the rumors of Chuck and Audra, he interviewed Chuck. Chuck Miiller lied and denied having the affair. A little later, Chuck’s conscious kicked in (we didn't know he even had one), and he admitted to DeBenedetto that he lied and further admitted he was doing the horizontal mombo with Audra.  

If any of you know Audra M., we would like to know if Chuck had any particular moves in bed that were laughable or down right hysterical or if her nickname for him was "pinky dick."

Miiller was subsequently demoted from sergeant to officer when he should have been fired for lying about his on-the-job fuckfest with Audra. AZPOST doesn’t allow an officer to remain on the force for lying, but Chuck Miiller has and he isn’t on BRADY. A year later Miiller was promoted. His wife thankfully ended up divorcing him when he started screwing another female cop, whom he eventually married.

This worthless inept hatchet wound who became his next wife is Tracey Miiller – a cop who grew through the ranks to the level of lieutenant with no experience and no specialty assignment. This is the same Tracey Miiller who thinks wearing retro weave belts from 1992 is a fashion statement and thinks drinking on the job with cops and pilots is the right thing to do! Check out the photo if you don't believe us!

I hope to God these two idiots haven’t had any kids with their DNA. God help those children.  Someone ought to call Child Protective Services.

So should we believe anything Chuck Miiller says to the Press? How would we know it’s true? Chuck Miiller has a history of lying, yet is the media spokesperson for the Phoenix PD and is telling us to trust him and 4,000 of his associates?

Another interesting tidbit about Chuck is he has been a cop for about 18 ½ years - long enough to have a great checkered history, but not long enough to retire.  Recently he bought two years of military time, to get him to 20 years so that he can enter DROP (that's the same double dipping program Jack Ass Harris is using to rip off our city.)

Now why would a cop with a supposed long career ahead of him buy years to accelerate his entry into the retirement program, DROP?  By our estimates he's cutting himself way, way short of retirement dollars.

Why would someone do that?

It looks like Chuck is seeing the beginning of the end and is looking to get as much money out of this as he can. There’s no other logical reason to do this and it doesn’t make financial sense. Retiring with an estimated $65K annually when he can probably wait a few more years and double that?  Chuck Miiller's entry into DROP is the sign of a rat leaving a ship - a dirty lying rat - who might end up taking a few arrows about some bad kidnapping statistics.

If any of you in the Press would like to offer us a Press Pass, we would love to ask Chuck these questions directly at one of those media relations boondoggles he hosts. Why should we believe anything he says? The real truth is you can’t believe Chuck!  Lying is in his blood.

Chuck Miiller is the current media face of the Phoenix PD. He's been caught fucking at least 2 cops, he lied about one, and his wife is dumber than a bag of rocks?  Do you really think you should believe Chuck Miiller in the Phoenix PD?  This information about Chuck, came from a phone call to us that took about as long as you took to read this blog.  That's how fast we can find stuff on Bad Phoenix Cops.

And Chuck - we aren't critical of the 4,000 in blue - just the idiots like you, the commanders and assistant chiefs who are managing the 4,000 and lie like it's your job!  You can't be trusted. You lie, you fuck (literally and figuratively) your subordinates and are a poor example of leadership.

Here's who you can trust - BadPhoenixCops whose been telling you the truth and making asses out of these fucktards since 2008!

The Phoenix PD is under investigation by the Office of Inspector General and while Chief Jack Ass is on vacation in San Diego with Connie. Jack's top cop Joe Yahner got an email confirming this investigation.  

It wasn't some disgruntled employee who started this, it was a citizen!  The OIG hadn't received Robert's letter yet!

See!  When OIG comes knocking, why don't you ask them?

Letter2OIG9-11-10

Jeff Hynes – Commander in the Phoenix PD Gets Demoted to Patrol and is Required to Be Deposed For Court. His Replacement Dave Harvey Thinks it's OK to Drink While On Duty

Jeff Hynes, former commander of PSB had more to do with this blog, then probably any individual in the Phoenix PD. While he isn’t part of Jack Harris’ Axis of Evil with the likes of assclowns Murray “Andy” Anderson, Eric Edwards and Jim Pina, he was responsible for a lot of Jack’s dirty work while at PSB.

Let us explain.

We found this spin article online about commander Jeff Hynes and his demotion to patrol. Dave Harvey, the guy who mixes liquor and airplanes is taking over for him as the leader of PSB (Internal Affairs).

You folks remember Dave?  He was the one in these photos where it appears drinking alcohol on the job and checking out girls' asses is OK.  Nothing like a little alcohol and guns while on duty!  Luckily there wasn't a hot call.

Dave Harvey - New PSB Commander Caught Drinking on the Job

Well this assclown Harvey is now heading up the Phoenix Police department's Internal Affairs -so we all know where this is heading. A road to nowhere where Jack Harris mandates how the "impartial investigations" are supposed to turn out.  Who’s next Ron Snodgrass? Lt. Frank Drebin? Officer Nordberg? Barney Fife to lead PSB?  Sweet Jesus!

Can’t we find anyone with a clean, unblemished record with some integrity and smarts to lead this group?  Aren't there any left?

Read the full article on Jeff Hynes’ demotion here:

Jeff Hynes Gets Demoted and Pretends He Really Wanted This

Trust us. This was not voluntary for Jeff Hynes. It was a demotion plain and simple. Jeff fucked up and Jack Ass Harris needed to deflect the shrapnel at Hynes.

Poor Jeff Hynes.

Like many before him, it appears he is not in good graces with the chief Jack Ass anymore and was the sacrificial lamb. Jeff Hynes shouldn’t look at this as a “loss” since being on BRADY, he should have never gotten the job in Professional Standards Bureau in the first place. We heard a few years back that Hynes was writing a book on Leadership.  We often wondered what happened to it and which chapter was going to cover completing paper work for Steyr-Aug rifles that cops weren't supposed to buy and then lying about it.

Hynes is replacing Sandra Renteria (yeah – you remember that name too from this blog).

Most notably the article states:

"Hynes replaces Cmdr. Sandra Renteria at Desert Horizon. Renteria will be reassigned Monday to City Hall” ….Renteria, who said she enjoyed "going to meetings and listening to people" to connect with residents". (They forgot to note that good ol Sandy also likes attending Phoenix Mercury games, dogs licking peanut butter in provocative places, women in flannel shirts and “butch” hair cuts.)

So what’s Jeff Hynes tie to this Blog?

Simply put, Hynes took over for the diminutive Louie Tovar after Louie was demoted to work Transit (that's our befuddled start nowhere, end nowhere light rail system that the homeless use.)  Hynes at anytime could have/should have investigated Louie Tovar, Sandra Renteria, Anthony “Bullet in the Ass” Brokaw and the very retarded Brandon “Corky” Huntley, but he refused.

Even after being specifically asked (unbeknownst to us until we recently saw this memo) by PLEA to investigate Louie Tovar, Jeff Hynes still refused.

AZPlea Makes a Request That Touches Close to Home

Jeff Hynes has spoken to our blogger Jeff about his ex wife’s antics - of lying, filing false police reports, violating Orders of Protection and the like (Hynes may or may not remember it) yet Jeff Hynes still refused to do anything. Our sources told us it was personally Jeff Hynes’ responsibility to view this Blog everyday, print it to hard copy and report it daily to chief Jack Ass Harris.

Jeff Hynes was also ultimately the boss of detective Theron Quaas and was at Dave Barnes’ house the morning of the illegal raids and stolen computer equipment. Jeff Hynes has known about the retaliation from Jack Ass Harris, Theron Quaas committing perjury, the retaliation against all good cops like Phil Roberts, Dave Barnes, Linnea Knowles and Rusty Stuart, but still has done nothing.

And now Jeff Hynes gets demoted to work 600 calling it, “another great opportunity.” Yeah right – if you believe that you’ll believe the crocodile tears of detective Heather Armstrong Polombo, that infamous Mexican Mafia “hit” she has on her, and that she has never had the need to drink cranberry juice for medicinal purposes.

Recently the Phoenix PD and the State lost their motion to dismiss Blogger Jeff and his counsel Jess Lorona from interviewing Jeff Hynes. Our Blogger plans on deposing all these creeps since it is well known they are all operating under chief Jack Ass Harris’ directive. Our blogger has details of meetings, dates and who was present in those meetings, so lying won’t be an option.

Probably the best moment during Ted Campagnolo’s argument against Lorona deposing Jeff Hynes was his exasperated and incensed plea to the judge that was something along the lines of:

“Your honor…this blogger Jeff is involved in a website….that….that…well…let’s just say…it’s not very kind about the management of the Phoenix PD. Everything ….just about everything…..Jeff Hynes says will probably be used and posted on a blog….” or something along those lines.

It really showed a distressed lawyer knowing he lost and knowing what will be the inevitable results of such a deposition. We wondered why they would fight so hard to exclude Jeff Hynes, maybe we now know why. And public records are just that – records that the public may see and hear! Ted Campagnolo needs a lesson on open and free disclosure. Didn’t he learn anything with the Polombos?

Do you think Jeff Hynes will “break with rank” and tell the truth?

He’d better.

We know Hynes reads this blog. We know of his Public Records Request to find out how we got the BRADY List and his Steyr-Aug employee intake form, in an attempt to find out how we know, what we know. It was a valiant attempt but we know it lead nowhere. We know Jeff Hynes lost the Peoria job and even took a few days off as a result, to recoup. We are also told his job was to look at this blog everyday, and print the comments and the entries.
(BTW…In case you were wondering why we changed the background on this blog to all black a few months back – this was the reason. We figured if the Phoenix PD were printing off this blog and the associated comments each day, we ought to make it fun and make them burn through a few hundred toner cartridges in the process. Did it work? HA!  The Joke is on you guys…fucktards!)

Jeff Hynes, you are one of those rare individuals – where half our sources like you and the other ½ wish you would move back to Canada, bust out your Sarah McLachlan CDs and start putting mayonnaise on your French fries again. Those who do like you say you are a good guy who like many are reaching for the brass ring, but you are likely getting the golden middle finger from chief Jack Ass, and now being thrown under the bus like so many before you.

We can assure you commander Hynes that when Jess Lorona gets to you, it will be unpleasant. Then you will have to deal with Craig Mehrens and he’s a salty, angry SOB. You can already surmise the kinds of questions you will be asked. You replaced Louie Tovar, were asked to investigate Louie Tovar, had the little lying Theron Quaas in your organization and had the ability to change so much, but you didn’t. We have a great list of questions for you, so go get some AstroGlide and get ready.

Jeff Hynes will have the opportunity to “come clean” and tell everyone how Jack Ass Harris was directing him, or take all the arrows himself. It’s his choice. We guess only time will tell when deposition time comes and how he will act. And remember Jeff – you can’t lie during a deposition – even if you are asked about your wife leaving you for another cop or the humiliation of being a BRADY LIST veteran for 14 years.

Any good Phoenix cops have any questions you would like Jess Lorona to incorporate in his deposition, please let us know and we will forward them on.

Office of the Inspector General {OIG} Begins Criminal Investigation of the Phoenix Police Department, Chief Jack Ass Harris and Phil OxyGordon. WhistleBlower Protection Given to Officer Phil Roberts.

Sometimes, complaining to the right groups can make a difference.

Remember back On September 12th, we sent our own letter to the Office of the Inspector General (OIG), complaining of the malfeasance and corruption in the PPD and how mayor Phil Gordon and Jack Harris lied in their testimony before Congress?

September Blog Entry - our Letter to the OIG

Well, it looks like the OIG have begun two investigation into the Phoenix PD - the first for lying about kidnapping stats that never happened in order to obtain $1.7M in federal funding, and a second criminal investigation for retaliating against officer Phil Roberts.

Get ready for the proctology exam there, chief Jack Ass.  We are all hoping this is the final nail in your coffin along with Phil OxyGordon and everyone else who ignored Phil Robert's memos.  We also think 8 city council members and the city manager's office are puckering their assholes at this point.

So the real question is this:  It is standard policy for any cop under criminal investigation to be sent home on paid leave.  So do we all think that Ed Zuercher, David Cavasos or Phil OxyGordon are going to grow some testicles and send Chief Jack Ass Harris home on paid administrative leave?

And while this lying dick-cheese Jack Ass is home on leave, will they try to fire him like they have Barnes, Chrisman, Roberts and...God knows who else?

Investigation by OIG into a Jack Ass and the Phoenix PD

Phil Gordon is refilling his prescription this today and upping his dosage. 
We hear as of last night, the 4th floor is scrambling.  The question being asked is:

"How can a blogger and a citizen do this to the Phoenix police department?"

We won't take full credit for this development but we will answer this in our next Blog posting...where we tell you some great stuff on commander Jeff Hynes and his demotion to Patrol.

An Early Christmas Gift – From Our Fans and Officers in the Phoenix PD

We found on our doorstep another gift from our friendly officers in blue.

It’s stuff like this that just drive Jack Ass Harris mad and we anticipate one day a little asian cocksucker like Detective Theron Quaas of the Phoenix PD will appear charging us with impersonating a police officer or some other silly charge that just won't stick.

Here’s an official Phoenix PD knife. (Sorry we couldn’t get a clearer photo)

Our friends tell us more gifts are coming including a shirt with our name on it and another hat, among other items - all genuine gear of the Phoenix PD.

THANKS!